as you know, i discovered jesus late one night while surfing jehovah on the net.
i ordered my plastic jesus, he duly arrived heralded by a mighty trumpet blast and he and i have inseperatable ever since.
it's not easy being the only true christian in the world.
I really am Joel in a wig with makeup on. Expect some dirty PM's from me shortly.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Actually Maryjoel unca brucie told me hes just brought (in his words) "a super fab sexy flesh colored lycra cycling shorts" to go rollablading in and he would simply love some filthy pms from you
Where's Ozzie? I've not seen him posting here for a while?
as you know, i discovered jesus late one night while surfing jehovah on the net.
i ordered my plastic jesus, he duly arrived heralded by a mighty trumpet blast and he and i have inseperatable ever since.
it's not easy being the only true christian in the world.
AWWWWW i cant see Bobblehead Mahomed !
Someone should do Governing Body Dollies each with their very own adult nappy's for those messy night time accidents and their very own coffins to put them in when they croak.
as you know, i discovered jesus late one night while surfing jehovah on the net.
i ordered my plastic jesus, he duly arrived heralded by a mighty trumpet blast and he and i have inseperatable ever since.
it's not easy being the only true christian in the world.
bobblehead Jesus looks like david blaine !
Wheres bobblehead Mohammad?
hey could someone please help me out am looking for "the golden ages" books probably in pdf format the author is you know who the judge.am in total need of a laugh.
i wnat to read all that crazy stuff he had in mind.
totally old light!!
You can buy the judges crap at http://www.ministryideaz.com/Theocratic_Software.htm
Dead buried and dust and he's still making money!
i just got this in my email.
has anyone heard this one yet?.
this is an experience from andre' r_____, overseer, just back from the branch committee course at patterson: in england, one of our blind brothers had a seeing-eye dog that would faithfully guide and take him to the meetings each week.
I wanna know if the dog used to sing along to the kindom melodies
as you know, i discovered jesus late one night while surfing jehovah on the net.
i ordered my plastic jesus, he duly arrived heralded by a mighty trumpet blast and he and i have inseperatable ever since.
it's not easy being the only true christian in the world.
Pah what a load of apostate crap !
What you need Brother Bruce is some good old fashioned spiritual Dub crap from http://www.ministryideaz.com/
I wanna go back to the meetings now just so I can have a DIY Bible reasoning book combo complete with Jehovah's name in ancient HEBREW http://www.ministryideaz.com/images/BI-REAS/Bible-Reasoning-Book-Combo.htm
pLUS THEY'LL EVEN LET YOU DOWNLOAD THIS PICTURE / CALENDAR FREE (Ooooh I'm so excited my typings gone crapping)
i just got this in my email.
has anyone heard this one yet?.
this is an experience from andre' r_____, overseer, just back from the branch committee course at patterson: in england, one of our blind brothers had a seeing-eye dog that would faithfully guide and take him to the meetings each week.
So Dogs know the days of the week now. They wake up Tuesday, Thursday and Sunday mornings and think to themselves "Yippee, its a meeting day today" Was this guide dog upset on Christmas day when it never got any pressies?
I wonder if this guide dog used to take its new own to random peoples front doors, knock on the door and then sit their waiting for its new owner to offer the mags?
as you know, i discovered jesus late one night while surfing jehovah on the net.
i ordered my plastic jesus, he duly arrived heralded by a mighty trumpet blast and he and i have inseperatable ever since.
it's not easy being the only true christian in the world.
Captain Karl, thank you for your warning. Alas, I received it too late.
The penis picture warning was just a trap, I knew you'd just have to look if there was a penis pic
LOL
(Waiting for Mary to fall for it now)
as you know, i discovered jesus late one night while surfing jehovah on the net.
i ordered my plastic jesus, he duly arrived heralded by a mighty trumpet blast and he and i have inseperatable ever since.
it's not easy being the only true christian in the world.
PMSL
